TMI

This may be TMI for some, but it made me laugh so hard I was brought to tears. Just when you think kids aren't listening or noticing what you are doing....

Jack (to his babysitter Jacquie): Let's go play superheroes!
Jacquie: Well first I have to give Audrey her bottle.
Jack: My mommy just uses her nipple.
Jacquie: Well I am going to feed her with the bottle.
Jack: Why can't you just use your nipple?

Jack really does think he has milk in his tummy that he could use to feed Audrey so he most likely thinks that all people can feed Audrey with their nipple! He also knows that feeding Audrey with her bottle is a little more difficult that nursing her so he felt that Jacquie would most likely be able to play if she could just nurse the baby and forget the bottle! Jack, you are too clever sometimes!