Grasshopper

One of the funny things Jack always does is to pretend he is some sort of animal....the other day it was a grasshopper. Here's what he said:

Jack was jumping around on the floor in the kitchen while I was typing on the computer. I hear a "bonk".

Jack: Mommy...grasshopper bumped his head under table.
Mommy: I'm so sorry, let me kiss it.

A few minutes go by.

Jack: Mommy!!! Grasshopper tooted!
Mommy: Oh, well say excuse me then.
Jack: Su-see.