Jack Quotes

Jack: Daddy, how to tummy bugs get out? (referring to stomach bugs/the flu)
Daddy: What do you mean?
Jack: Do they fly out of you?

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Daddy: Jack, what is that smell? Did you do that?
Jack: No, I didn't do anything.
Daddy: Was that a silent toot?
Jack: What's a silent toot?
Daddy: It's when you toot and you don't hear anything but it smells really bad!
Jack: I did a silent toot!